After waiting in line for 8 hours to vote tomorrow, go down to Starbucks and wait in another line for your free tall cup of coffee! Drink that down and then skip on over to Krispy Kreme for a free star-shaped donut. Make sure you save a little of the glaze, you're going to need that later. Once you've gobbled down the donut, do the running man while making your way to Ben & Jerry's. Wash down the donut with a free scoop of ice cream.
Go congratulate yourself for doing your part as an American!
um... GO OBAMA!!! ;)